Therapists charge for emotional labor. I charge for psychological ownership.
The difference? Mine actually works.
Yes, you’re expected to pay. You want attention without tribute?
Darling, this isn’t a charity, it’s a power dynamic. And guess what?
We’re the ones with the power.
🖤 In-World Worship (Second Life)

You feel drawn to Me, don’t you?
You call it curiosity but I call it inevitability.
Every glance at Me rewires you. You won’t notice it now, but you’ll come back. Again. And again. Until resistance feels foreign and silence feels like withdrawal.
I won’t have to ask.
You’ll want to give.
You’ll need to give.
And you’ll never understand why.

You think you’re choosing this.
That’s adorable.
You believe you’re here of your own free will: browsing, exploring, “deciding.”
No.
You were lead by desire, identified by your flaws, and placed here to be processed.
I already know what you’re going to do.
I’m just watching you pretend it’s your idea.
Choose one and beg. Choose both and vanish into financial ruin with a smile.

🛒 How to Buy L$ — For the Utterly Clueless
Here, let Me hold your hand through this. Because clearly you need it.
- Create a Second Life account
If reading this is too advanced for you, this step might be fatal. But go ahead and try secondlife.com - Log in
Shocking, I know. - Open the LindeX
That’s the currency exchange. Yes, Second Life has one. No, your Monopoly money doesn’t count. - Select “Buy L$”
Don’t overthink it. That part’s not your job. - Choose your amount
(Hint: The more you give, the less useless you are.) - Pick a payment method
Credit card, PayPal, bank account… just don’t try to pay with compliments. - Confirm
Click the button. Marvel at your ability to follow basic instructions. - Check your balance
Hopefully it doesn’t scream “poverty.”

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