He stumbled into my IM like a barfly tripping over his own shoes. “I’m drunk,” he typed. That was his grand entrance. No “Hello Goddess,” no respect, just those two words. I smirked at the screen, rolled my eyes, and replied:
“Then prove it. Tribute me 25k.” And like magic.. ding. Balance up. 25,000 Lindens richer.

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